they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
that may or may not have been my penis.
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