Kiss
Puke
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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