At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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