I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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