He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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