Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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