Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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