Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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