Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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