My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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