Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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