porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm at about main and main street
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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