so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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