lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
