sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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