just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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