I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
40s are totally the cure
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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