No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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