I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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