RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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