Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
did i just pee glitter
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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