dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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