how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
