Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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