I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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