I just threw up on my dentist
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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