he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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