if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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