what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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