maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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