It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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