I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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