Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
porn star boner night. come get it.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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