he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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