so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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