her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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