I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All the doctor said was why
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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