this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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