can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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