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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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