You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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