Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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