Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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