Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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