Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Pants are for mortals
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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