I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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