so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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