these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Come on in and take your pants off
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