Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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