Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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