I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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