She is in my trunk
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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