im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think I won the penis lottery.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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