the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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