I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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